Love: Breakup protip

Breakup protip

By Kalaina - 25/10/2009 04:36 - France

Today, I received a three-time forwarded message, which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML

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You deserved it 2 526

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

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You deserved it 238

By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 07:49 - Australia - Southport

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 102

By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 3 207

By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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You deserved it 5 726

By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 2 986

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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You deserved it 6 978

By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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You deserved it 6 696

By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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BritishHobo 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 13:20

How can you wuss out of a text break up, something I thought was the pussiest thing any guy could do? Not only is he scared to break up with you face to face, he's scared to break up with you not face to face. Sure, it hurts, but at least now you can date someone who's backbone is bigger than his ****.

brfan1337 22

Sunday 25 October 2009 14:13

No, it is not a good way to get out. It shows that you don't even have the balls or respect for someone to break up with them.

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toink 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 20:56

New P2P system?

ChunAsperEndao 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 21:03

Wow. These break-up stories keep getting more and more cowardly. God bless modern technology.

deliapearl 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 21:54

well, you did slash his tires when he was late picking you up for a date. imagine how you would react to a break up!

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:26

Wow and I thought just a break up text was cowardly. Well look on the bright side, do you really want such a coward for a boyfriend anyways?

I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:24

Now everyone in that guy's circle of friends knows he is a spineless ass.

Trebie 6

Monday 26 October 2009 2:29

Lol, seriously... "Hey dude, guess what! I'm totally breaking up with my girlfriend, for real, dawg! ...Er, can you pass this info along to her for me? Thanks, bro!"