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Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29528) - you deserved it (4034)

On 10/04/2009 at 2:13am - love - by helplesslover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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'knock knock',
'whose there?'
'I dumped'
'I dumped who?'
'I dumped you lol'

#4 - On 10/04/2009 at 6:20am by rick_james_b17ch

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+25

he just didnt want to tell you over the phone. at least he had the balls and told you face to face

#17 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:32am by maddi27

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+5

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