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Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34517) - you deserved it (10840)

On 09/23/2009 at 2:47am - love - by fatty (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Jokes aside, my advice would be this:
Talk to your doctor. See if you are at an acceptable weight, or whether your health is/is going to suffer for your weight. If you are healthy, divorce. Your husband is just a shallow asshole. If you are not or are borderline, try to lose the weight. He has your health in mind when he says those things.

#22 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:44am by Intoxicunt

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op, your husband probably has your wellbeing in mind and is not just being some dick so you should take his opinion into account and decide yourself without the influence of randoms trashing you or your husband.

#20 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:41am by charredheart

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