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Today, I came back from my 3 month vacation from France. During my vacation I lost 32lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37594) - you deserved it (3242)

On 09/05/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by nikkiquila_0699 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Aw, that's a bummer. Congrats on losing 32 lbs though!

#3 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:23pm by Pandasaur

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well you lost weight so youll be hot for a better boyfriend

#8 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:27pm by volleyballgirl16

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