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Man or woman?

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36717) - you deserved it (2629)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:52am - love - by lovesucks (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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