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By anonymous / Tuesday 24 April 2012 18:18 / United States
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By  margie2194  |  12

Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

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  Cad6  |  24

It's also known as the Trinidad Butch-T Pepper, which IS the hottest pepper in the world. But I suppose the Naga Jolokia (Ghost chili) would suffice as well.

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  NiecyLuv365  |  1

Yuh dumb for still doing anything for him, he cud get the butter-finger and a Gud bye.

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Do I hear a RESTRAINING ORDER getting signed!?!?

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

138-Not even. Ebonics is at least remotely decipherable. I don't even know what the fuck this is. I think they skipped the first grade...and second...and third....hell, they probably skipped elementary school entirely.

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  marigabynq12  |  4

Why the hell is everyone in FML obsessed with grammar ?? The fuck.

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  itsame0987  |  18

24. Don't kill him just make him wish he was dead by adding laxatives to every meal. Good mood killer for when he goes to her place, and spends the night on the toilet.

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  marigabynq12  |  4

204- I am no grammar nazi either, and I like to think that my grammar is at an average level. I just really do wonder why people on this website care about it so much. Like why is their life so deeply concentrated on the analysis of grammar. To me ( not trying to hurt anyones feelings), this is just a website. Get a life and stop criticizing others, and people should worry about their own personal problems. Just saying. Like really I want somebody to explain to me why is grammar so important to them on this website. I don't see people going around spell checking Facebook on people's wall. Why here and not there ??

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  Cutieday101  |  0

Thats how she speaks dumb ass. Im pretty sure from reading her comment shed some type of west indies or carribean orginated person. Thats like telling someone they "speak wrong" when theyre talkingvin their native tongue. Tf?

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It's done on a ton of websites. This one is just of many. My only issue with it are the people who call others 'stupid/dumb' and cannot even spell the insult right to begin with. That, and I have personally come across a few people who honestly believed they were doing it right, since their teachers never corrected their spelling in real life. Oh, and the infamous rage that is to be had when the ones who cannot spell or use decent grammar get mad when you do not take their arguments/replies seriously. Because eff grammar and spelling on the internet.

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  Cad6  |  24

No, do something for him. Cook all his food with cyanide. Once you go to the drugstore, tell the pharmacist you have a special prescription.

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  Bacontree  |  14

I bet that Nwthatzfunny was not aware of that. How kind and selfless of you to point it out to him. After all, who doesn't want to learn to use correct grammar at all times, even when posting a quick comment on an internet site?

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  TheElderTROLLZ  |  15

Have a sexy fight with his girlfriend where you rip each others clothes off piece by piece.

By  margie2194  |  12

Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

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  Airman1988  |  9

I will agree that this particular guy sounds like an ass but too many women carry the mentality that when they get divorced the man owes them the world. They do the same crap with kids. I know too many guys working several jobs just to be able to survive in poverty and pay support, and too many women who purposely get several baby daddies and live if child support and welfare without even trying to work

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  immaMonsta  |  8

#18 Although your comment has some truth to it, the men who are paying child support made a conscious decision to sleep with the woman who they're paying child support to. Therefore, if husband and wife gets divorced, then he NEEDS to pay child support no matter what. Or, if the husband gets custody of the children, then the wife needs to do it. No matter who's paying it, they need to do it by any means possible, even if it means getting two, three jobs.

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  Airman1988  |  9

Hey 65 I know several fathers who have custody and get no support including myself, the court simply doesn't enforce it when the tables are turned. I am in no way against child support, and I agree that becoming a father has responsiblities. It's a two way street tho, and it takes 2 to conceive a child. I was more refering to the mothers that purposely live off support with no effort to work, happy to live off the guy working to death, who never sees his kids because he works to death. Yes it does happen, our system has flaws and more of them work in favor of mothers. only the good fathers discover that tho and usually when they themselves are dealing with a bad mother.

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  Airman1988  |  9

Also I think in cases where the father sees the kid as much as the mother, takes care of them just as much, cases where physical custody could be either parent. Cases where both parents pay for clothes, food, bills, etc that child support should wash out, too often that's not the case tho. Sadly I know a guy who's daughter lives with him full time, through court and everything, and he still pays the mother child support! Things like that quite simply should never happen.

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  ladyLALAA  |  28

107, you sound like a massive woman hater. Your 23, chill out you've got your whole life ahead of you, just because you got jerked over doesn't make all women money stealing devils. I think you should be picking this bone with your ex, not the FML community.

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  gracehi  |  31

#127 I don't think he sounds "like a massive woman hater." He's just saying that the court system is biased in favor of women when it comes to custody and child support, and he's right. But women get screwed in far worse ways in cases of rape or domestic violence where the perp gets off completely.

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  immaMonsta  |  8

#107 Oh, I agree with you. It's definitely a two way street. It's sad that the same laws aren't enforced with both men and women. I wasn't in anyway disagreeing with you; I was just saying that no matter who the child stays with, whether it be the mother or the father, the other should pay child support no matter what because the child didn't ask to be there, and doesn't deserve any kind of...negativity. Understand what I'm getting at? And 127, how does he sound like a "massive woman hater"? He's just putting in his experience and saying how he thinks our system is a little unjust. That doesn't make him a woman hater, it makes him opinionated, which is perfectly fine.

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  Airman1988  |  9

I'm not a woman hater, more a hater of the system. I guess it just sucks when you grow up learning about the perfect American justice system and grow up and learn how flawed it is. I agree in most cases that support should go to the parent the child lives with, there are a few cases where custody is equaly split as well as support costs and time etc, becomes harder when they are in school or someone moves. I guess in the end seperation with kids involved makes for some sad sacrifices. I comment on FMLs as I see fit and if you don't like it you don't read it or reply but hey the same privelage extends to you its called freedom of speech.

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  aamberlee  |  0

Sadly, all this is true. It also sucks because women are the only ones that can do this. We're using a gift, and turning it into a money making machine. Guys can't do that. They can just face the after math.

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He always needs a woman to mother him. His next whore will take on that role when OP kicks him to the curb. This is why I'll ensure my man shares house duties; I'm mothering nobody, but my kids.

By  videokid2000  |  10

You must make good food! Take it as a compliment.

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  redwednesday  |  11

195- what? that comment doesn't even make sense. 229- oh definitely didn't think of that, hopefully OP's husband is light or she's strong enough to lift him and throw him in, men can be heavy. :)

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  icallbullshit  |  3

I read your bio about you saying your comments have logic and common sense THUS the quotation marks. And 196 or 'torva' or whatever, how does it make perfect sense? I'm oh so eager to find out.

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