Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

by sickened / 08/25/2009 at 10:17am / Philippines (Rizal) / Love

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  • idiot. you PRETEND to be drunk. then you hook up with him, remember everything, are in control of how much you act like a fool, and can blame it on the alcohol later. puking isn't sexy.

    #2 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:05pm by jewjewbee

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  • Not brave enough to just go hit on him? You asked for that one.

    #3 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:07pm by Clever_Nick_Here

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