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Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7194) - you deserved it (45347)

On 08/25/2009 at 10:17am - love - by sickened (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

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