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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27653) - you deserved it (4361)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by isoheartcaitlin (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Totally fuck your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most fucked up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you.

/sarcasm

#12 - On 08/25/2009 at 3:20am by lolzRaptor

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I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people

#6 - On 08/25/2009 at 3:11am by onlysoph

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