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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house I hear him shout "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, come back here!". He was talking to his cat who ran out the door behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32788) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/22/2009 at 11:39am - love - by roostergirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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hahahaha! i lol'ed
but don't worry you can probably find a bettter guy:)

#1 - On 08/22/2009 at 2:57pm by haishawna

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wow. big deal.
he broke up with you and you thought when he called "sweetie" it was for you?

#5 - On 08/22/2009 at 3:01pm by iJack

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