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Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (95936) - you deserved it (7949)

On 08/09/2009 at 9:48am - love - by gtrs750 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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OH MAN!! :( She's a bitch... :( FYL DEFINITELY!

#2 - On 08/09/2009 at 12:53pm by Abby97

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Wow that sucks. But on the flip side, why would you propose to someone without being at least 99.9% sure they were going to say "yes"?

#7 - On 08/09/2009 at 12:57pm by kar15

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