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Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67508) - you deserved it (4647)

On 08/07/2009 at 4:55am - love - by notsomuchinlove (woman) - United States (California)

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