Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love
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Pokedex Entry: Squirtle
Height: 6.5 inches
Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot
#21 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:32am by Tippssy
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That is awesome!
#1 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:07am by Darkon
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