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Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

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You failed to mention that you'd been coming on to him for months, and that that was how he'd gotten your number to text you in the first place.

#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:00am by Rayn4u

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oh my gosh, this has been happening to me so much this month! out of nowhere! "we can never be!" and i'm like who are you???

#5 - On 02/14/2009 at 4:00am by jadelle5er

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