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Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21529) - you deserved it (1808)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

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You failed to mention that you'd been coming on to him for months, and that that was how he'd gotten your number to text you in the first place.

#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:00am by Rayn4u

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He doesn't want you. Find someone new.

#10 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:38am by 24788

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