A 17 year old guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist (bragging) "Yeah, my girlfriend is starting to get really hot for some good lovin. I think it's time that I buy some condoms so that I can give it to her good. Tonight we are going to have dinner at her parents house and then going out to inspiration point". The pharmacist recomends a brand of condoms. The guy buys them and leaves.
Later that night at the parents house the family and the guy sit down to dinner. The guy asks to say grace. The family obliges. He starts "Dear god, Please protect us and forgive us for our sins," as he continues his speech gets more and more religious. He begs for forgiveness, he asks for world peace, he wishes that everyone could be all knowing. As he continues the family (and his girlfriend) sit in amazement. Finally he finishes, 'God bless us every one."
"Wow" his girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were so relgious."
"Yeah well, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".
"Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend"
There's something inherently wrong there... Can you see it?
Anyway, at least you know your girlfriend's father always looks on the bright side of life! ;)
Optimistic father WIN?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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