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Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54961) - you deserved it (2916)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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