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Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58011) - you deserved it (3213)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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please tell me you left her there.

#3 - On 07/19/2009 at 10:08am by palmtrees

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Things you should have done:

1) Texted/called her mother with info on what her daughter was up to and where.
2) Following that, deleted all pictures, saved texts, games, and contacts from her phone.
3) Change all her radio presets, seat positions, etc in the car to be a pain in the ass.
4) Lock the doors and leave a note on the windshield saying, as someone else mentioned "I hope you had a good quickie, don't ever call me again." then add "By the way, the keys are in the trunk." And, of course, lock her car keys in the trunk.


That way there's no vandalism, no accusations of theft for where her keys are, but you will have made yourself on hell of an annoyance for wasting your time.

#80 - On 07/19/2009 at 1:23pm by midwestjerk

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