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Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24298) - you deserved it (15875)

On 07/05/2009 at 9:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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