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Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 7:05am - love - by DSM (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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Us guys can never catch a break huh?

#1 - On 03/14/2009 at 11:11am by llSgtScopell

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So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

#2 - On 03/14/2009 at 11:12am by Crabby

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