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Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11636) - you deserved it (85791)

On 03/14/2009 at 7:05am - love - by DSM (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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