Love: Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I...

By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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You deserved it 4 998

By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:11

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

Crabby 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:12

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

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missmaddieangel 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 15:57

YDI for having a girlfriend...

Ai_Hearts 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:09

#86, how does he deserve it for having a girlfriend. Thats the most retarded thing Ive ever heard FYL dude

Igor_g5 0

Monday 14 September 2009 15:31

#74 you're retarded. I call my girlfriend Baby and she loves it.

Nacirema20 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:04

Haha, nice going...!!! :D

Kanyeezy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:50

i bet this guy doesn't have a girlfriend, and he made it up. " in a loving tone i confidently said..."

GeekyPenguin 0

Monday 28 December 2009 22:12

I give you credit for attempt. xD

ardel 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 14:20

fake and retarded

rends 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:23

leave the guy alone; he was nervous and fumbled up a word

hopelessgirl001 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 21:49

i think this very cute dont be so dissheartened!!!

bharted85 7

Friday 23 July 2010 5:49

Did ya have to say it like that? lol

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