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Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46727) - you deserved it (5972)

On 06/18/2009 at 12:52am - love - by savvylady (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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Seems like you should've seen that one coming.

#1 - On 06/18/2009 at 6:04am by lizzzie

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At least he thought you had potential enough to make her jealous?

Anyways, you really shouldn't go back to ex's, mostly. They always seem to continue find ways to fuck you over in the end...

#6 - On 06/18/2009 at 6:16am by gingermonster16

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