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Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for 2 years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response: "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by ohwell (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Wait 2 years and confess when he has a gf? Mm-hm.

#9 - On 06/09/2009 at 8:14pm by Diz

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well you werent expecting anything from him....
and if he had a girlfriend why bother?
if he liked you he would be dating you not her.

#14 - On 06/09/2009 at 8:16pm by kyeee

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