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Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for 2 years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response: "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42044) - you deserved it (9942)

On 06/09/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by ohwell (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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