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Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49841) - you deserved it (4505)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States

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haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off

#2 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:25pm by batrob

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May i suggest a Euro trip?

#8 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:28pm by UncleverName_FYL

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