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Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40702) - you deserved it (5695)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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