Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML
Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML
Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, out of nowhere, several spam calls started calling my cellphone number. Every single one of them about health insurance. I didn't know why they were calling me or how they got my number. After a bit of questioning, it turns out my dumb dad used my name and cellphone number while trying to look for info. FML
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sneakjoint 0
you got owned. just as bad as the rejection hotline
under_achiver 0
what was the number? i want to give it to chicks from now on =]
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lawlkat 0
I'd rather get messages from Steve Harris than Soulja Boy.... Phail
10mileswid3 0
the number is 651-500-3391 seriously it is
mccool37 1
Just reply to them the word stop
sneakjoint 0
you got owned. just as bad as the rejection hotline
xtfauthorx 0
no this would make me laugh, the rejection hotline is depressing :(
Gringe 1
It spams u instead of just rejecting u
Batwomann 0
Whats the rejection hotline
hihihi1234 0
HAH, oh my gosh. That's so funny.
under_achiver 0
what was the number? i want to give it to chicks from now on =]
afallingstar 22
I wanted it to give to guys...
Shadow1368 17
The number is 678-999-8212 Don't believe me? He says the phone number is his song called "Kiss me through the phone" My friend and I even called that number before so I know that's it.
Shadow1368 17
in***** not is lol sorry
Corn_soup 0
Thats their say now number ive called it to. It doesnt send you messages or anything
sillyboo 4
youre so clever.
itsgen 16
well it least it was the rejected onee but it still suxx i hope you like Soulja boy
BoWZeR 1
ur a cute bitch exept for da ugly red LA hat get a blue 1
Thizzaholicc 0
Nah dude 151 pirus homie **** the color blue!
laurisshnazzy 0
lmfao! that's pretty amazing. and incredibly creative.
pulp_DiCTiON 0
this is full of win.
mogan_fml 0
ah man. that sucks. because first of all you got rejected. but it is also sucky because you don't even get the really cool rejection hotline voice over guy. instead, you get solja boy. -shutter-
Abcdfg 0
all u need to do is text STOP. thank god u didn't get the rejection hotline though, I love that one.
felicia123 0
please tell me the number, this is too awesome