Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML

by Joshua / 06/03/2016 at 1:53pm / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • Hopefully you don't see a future with her either.

    #4 - On 06/03/2016 at 9:00pm by feven

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  • Did you tell her to ensure her psychic bond with the phone was strong after holding it for a while to transfer her energies into it? I too have trouble prognosticating with my phone, which is why I usually use my crystal ball, but if she /really/ tries, she could see all sorts of futures with you.

    Maybe you should tell her she's not making enough effort and then show her how a real psychic sees a future.

    #8 - On 06/03/2016 at 9:17pm by Tripartita

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