Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
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It's not yours, and hopefully there won't be anymore from you ever again.
#3 - On 01/25/2015 at 2:08am by ligerzero459
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Well he's not wrong.... Sorry, OP. Sit him down for a highly uncomfortable chat when he's sober. Don't hold back.
#10 - On 01/25/2015 at 2:13am by RobinGoodfellow
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