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Sheesh! That would be one strategic way of going about it. I'm sorry OP, she sounds like she could be insecure, I think you should talk to her about that to prevent future absurdities.
Just explain that you were looking into her eyes not the women in the game.
"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."
#5 You're killing me with that comment, it made my day! Hail Satan.
You're the Lady of Cuteness.
15- Bo Burnham reference?
So did you
wtf how come people here not get a you-know-who reference :O
It could be Voldy! Or it could be Sauron... I'll never tell! :)
Hail satan you religious christian-mormon *****. Go crucify yourself.
Your girlfriend is really insecure. If she really thinks you could get a good look at girls through the reflection in her eyes, she's got issues.
She's probably joking. I cannot see anyone saying that seriously. But if she is serious, then all I can say is run.
She's obviously been cheating on you with the toaster, and she's trying to cover it up. Break up with her immediately.
"Mm look at those .05 millimeter boobs" Your girlfriend is an idiot if she was serious.
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"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."
Wow, paranoid much?