Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

by can't win / 01/13/2015 at 11:25am / Australia / Love

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  • "No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

    #5 - On 01/13/2015 at 6:09pm by PharmacyJoe

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  • Wow, paranoid much?

    #2 - On 01/13/2015 at 6:07pm by BaDumTsss

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