Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML
by swimfaned / 01/09/2015 at 6:43am / United States / Love
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Eh drug her, drive her to a swamp, and feed her body to alligators. Problem solved.
#2 - On 01/09/2015 at 12:43pm by Dreamsorrow93
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Keep on trying for that restraining order. Hopefully you can get it.
#3 - On 01/09/2015 at 12:43pm by xoxo_emma
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