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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50887) - you deserved it (11859)

On 07/03/2014 at 12:53am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Honestly, nothing to say except your parents obviously have no respect for you and your supernatural hearing talents.

#5 - On 07/03/2014 at 9:01am by amandam21

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He will get over it, OP. Don't let him bring you down. You do what's best for you.

#2 - On 07/03/2014 at 8:59am by bethers_

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