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Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43730) - you deserved it (5360)

On 06/24/2014 at 2:38pm - love - by doubleCoupon (woman) - United States (California)

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Wouldn't you rather curl up on the couch alone, binge eating discounted snacks and binge watching Netflix, instead of wasting time with a boyfriend?

I know I would.

#2 - On 06/24/2014 at 6:03pm by teentee401

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Keep your head up. There's somebody for you.

#1 - On 06/24/2014 at 6:03pm by JesusOfNazareth

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