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Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML


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On 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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catch it anyway

#2 - On 06/20/2014 at 6:34pm by arrow007archer

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I would have caught it to spite him.

#3 - On 06/20/2014 at 6:35pm by Sunflower1919

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