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Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40190) - you deserved it (3731)

On 03/28/2014 at 3:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Sweet home Alabama.

#1 - On 03/28/2014 at 6:22pm by Nilorak

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Move back to Alabama. I'll bet even there you'll find someone more educated than that.

#3 - On 03/28/2014 at 6:25pm by CaptainSmith28

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