Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5...

By Anonymous - 19/03/2014 01:07 - United Kingdom - Burnley

Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 15:01 - United States - Carson City

Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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By calgarygal - 23/11/2016 02:53

Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

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DKjazz 20

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:25

I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.

kwyk 23

Wednesday 19 March 2014 11:14

That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:13

It's the thought that counts, right?

ItsAUnicorn 27

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:38

What a thought..

underthesea12 24

Wednesday 19 March 2014 11:28

yeah the thought lol

JacobH34 10

Thursday 20 March 2014 4:52

The thought counts yeah, but why was the thought one of a mooncup?

applebramble 22

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:55

So then OP should give her boyfriend a diaper for their anniversary in return? I mean, it's the thought that counts.

NiceGuysDoWin 21

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:13

At least he remembered your anniversary.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:17

Are you in the habit of using menstrual cups? If not that's maybe a strange gift...

nightbirdblue 27

Wednesday 19 March 2014 23:55

Maybe he lost the engagement ring up there somehow and figured it might catch it when it came out?

Volcan_fml 22

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:18

He's just trying to save the environment. Happy Anniversary.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:19

My God! This guy is really in touch with his feminine side!! Weird anniversary present! More like something your Mother would get you.

Crazynocatlady 22

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:20

You must be over the moon.

Indianboy9321 25

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:23

At least you've been with your boyfriend for 5 years?

LifeMD 14

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:24

At least he remembered!

NineeCat 32

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:25

Not a very romantic present, but he sounds like a nice guy! You'll thank him for it later.

DKjazz 20

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:25

I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.

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