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Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43675) - you deserved it (7782)

On 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm - love - by fuck you right back, cockspit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Ahh. The signs of true love.

#1 - On 02/14/2014 at 7:14pm by AustinDenton

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He remembered you six years later....it's the thought that counts?

#2 - On 02/14/2014 at 7:14pm by Nightwing98

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