Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend convinced my current boyfriend to break up with me because, "Bros before hoes." They met for the first time last week. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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Top comments
little_aliceee 17
Break up with him and tell everyone what those two assholes did to you before they spread *****
tomwantssnow 14
That is seriously ****** for a friend to do, honestly I would just make sure neither of them were a part of my life anymore.
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Comments (169)
alphabetta 23
Ouch, that sucks. FYL :(
ihavenolifehaha 16
Really? I had no idea.
ilovemsminaj 13
That isn't cool. Hard to believe someone would want to be with a guy like him
omgbrainZ_fml 24
Ya. That person is your "friend"...
LadySalazara 6
Wow! You really do have a 'true' best friend, don't you.........lol!
TheKidOnFire 10
OP, I think you meant your Ex-Boyfriend and your worst enemy.
feven 32
Thats horrible. It's crazy how the human mind works...
adrianh1090 12
No, just no.
Pandaboy876 14
Yes just yes
ihavenolifehaha 16
Maybe just maybe
cometkeeper00 3
uh...eh?
alphabetta 23
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Yes I used an outdated internet meme bc I can so deal with it
TheAbstract 15
I won't deal with it. You're an asscannon.
ViktoriaaKills 13
not only was your combo breaker one comment too late but its 10x worse if you have to explain yourself...
LynxieLynx 17
It's not just horrible how the human mind works, it's horrible that we're the same 'species' as them and that we live in the same society. shame on them, OP deserves much more.
little_aliceee 17
Break up with him and tell everyone what those two assholes did to you before they spread *****
Welshite 39
She might also want to give them diapers if they tend to do that.
Morqan_Freeman 14
I request a follow-up OP. I must know what happened after you found out about this mess. Apart from the obvious that is, hoping that you did what you had to do.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well, not to pick on the wording of your comment. But technically she already knew about this unless she somehow wrote the FML without knowing
tomwantssnow 14
That is seriously ****** for a friend to do, honestly I would just make sure neither of them were a part of my life anymore.
buttcramp 21
yeah your friend acted like she was having your back but she was stabbing it.. not cool at all.
livinlifeCJ 4
^ Thread jack often?
frizz101 22
I advocate the OP puncture holes in her ex boyfriends condoms and soak them in habanero juice.
livinlifeCJ 4
#86 Not a thread jack if its not related. but gg nice try. the density is huge here.
arandomusernameaa 20
@87 that sounds... so painful, it hurts just thinking about it.
SouthernLady12 13
#87 yea I saw that in Cosmo too... brings a new meaning to this girl is on fire
frizz101 22
I actually saw it on FB, but it doesn't surprise me that it came from Cosmo.
Trin_Tran 26
Just be glad your hopefully ex boyfriend and ex best friend are out of your life for good .
avtrsworld 5
Run in the opposite direction of them. I've been in your shoes...not worth the stress
uoeno_fml 20
You need to continue dating him just to piss him off!
cjlerch 29
They already broke up.
koalabear_55 11
We hope
joea21 21
This is probably the worst advice ever. We'll assume you're single an therefor don't know any better
Nilorak 24
Also how would that piss him off?
frizz101 22
The "logic" behind it is that OP keeps her (now hopefully ex) boyfriend from being able to "properly date" OPs (now hopefully ex) best friend without looking like a compleat asshole.
RLG4 20
You're probably better off without either of them in your life.
Maddiiee3011 13
Probably? Those 2 need a foot up the ass
arandomusernameaa 20
Her friend has already had a foot up her ass... but not from OP...
GuiLD15 7
@105 What the heck? Was that supposed to be a sexual joke?
WCARlover 34
I'm so sorry you won't even have your best friend to go to after you were betrayed by your boyfriend, considering she was part of the betrayal :( Some people are just heartless
abusch 9
You've gotta wonder why he didn't do the more classy thing - try for the threesome ;)
just_jess7 13
No.
yellowaholic 25
Yeah because every girl wants to have sex with their best friend and boyfriend after they find out they were cheated on.
Rababco 29
@98 I think #12 might have meant that instead of cheating on OP with her best friend, they could have had a threesome. I could be wrong though, in case #12 is an idiot.