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Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22800) - you deserved it (48671)

On 02/07/2014 at 6:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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If you wanted to break up wouldn't you already have a reason without having to create one?

#1 - On 02/07/2014 at 11:26pm by ninety

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Way to lead him on...

#2 - On 02/07/2014 at 11:29pm by emmingle

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