Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
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Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend of over a year broke up with her. As her brother, I instinctively wanted to beat him up, but he is too much of nice guy for me to be able to hurt him. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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ChristianH39 30
That's mean. At least you have a nice boyfriend?
mrz1177 11
i doubt she could get him either
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ChristianH39 30
That's mean. At least you have a nice boyfriend?
random_cashmere 25
Insert witty comment here
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
And who cares if your sister thinks you deserve him?
applebramble 22
It sounds like in her head she thought "it should have been me!" .
dachayke 16
I'm pretty sure there's plenty of nice guys where OP lives.
mrz1177 11
i doubt she could get him either
Shadowsofthedead 10
Maybe that's what it is! It's really the OP's sister directing some of her jealousy into spiteful remarks! Or maybe that's just completely incorrect speculation... The world may never know.
buttcramp 21
this was my first thought too! maybe the sister is jealous because he's nice/cute compared to her boyfriend (or lack of boyfriend)
CloudBustah 20
She won't be getting anyone wht that kind of attitude. OP: beauty is in the eye of the beholder. He clearly thinks that you're beautiful if he's dating you.
SirDirtyRedD 15
@46 get the **** out of fairy land and return to earth when is a guy with a girl for beauty and not for ass in this day and age
andrewturtle 16
#51 why don't you get the **** out of your own ass and realise that people are together for more reasons than just 'ass'
dachayke 16
#51, which you're going to be getting a lot of. Mhm. Yeah. Totally.....
stevothedevo 25
@51 Did you fall out of an ass? Because your attitude is shit!
sfss99 16
Well if your boyfriend is still with you, then that means that he thinks different.
colton_colton 50
Im sure he's very lucky to have you :)
UberNova 18
I love how everyone instantly defends OP, she could be a total bitch for all we know.
Morqan_Freeman 14
I don't want to side with anyone but the truth is everyone thought the same about me with my girlfriend. Took me 2 years to realize just how truly I deserved better. Hopefully OP and partner are fully happy together.
Rag_dollxx 21
Sisters can be bitches, pay no attention.
weveallbeenthere 30
nobody knows you like family.
Readoll 13
Jealous much....
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
Don't listen to her, I'm sure that he would have already left you if you weren't worth it!
reinmon8823 11
it's called a facade for a reason
psycheiris13 20
She's definitely jealous. Don't take it to heart, he's with you for a reason.
ladybug110 6
Siblings will be siblings. Just ignore her, OP. If he's your boyfriend, then he obviously like you for who you are and that's all that should matter.
Siererrr 13
On the contrary... Plenty of people like people for reasons other than "who they are"