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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

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Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By jpaylay - 31/07/2022 22:00

Today, my sister's boyfriend of over a year broke up with her. As her brother, I instinctively wanted to beat him up, but he is too much of nice guy for me to be able to hurt him. FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By Marona - 16/04/2015 07:59 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By disappoint - 08/12/2011 09:14 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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ChristianH39 30

Monday 3 February 2014 2:26

That's mean. At least you have a nice boyfriend?

mrz1177 11

Monday 3 February 2014 2:27

i doubt she could get him either

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Earths_Venus 25

Monday 3 February 2014 3:37

Aaand your sister's a biatch.

reaxion 25

Monday 3 February 2014 4:01

It's quite likely she wants him with a statement like that! Guard your man.

tishtashbat 16

Monday 3 February 2014 11:42

'guard your man' um no. She should trust him to be around her sister (even if she thinks the sister might be after him) and if she hits on him to say no. If he doesn't then it looks like it's OP who deserves better.

HeyTherexxx 21

Monday 3 February 2014 4:24

She probably wants what you have. Just ignore her childish ways. Congrats on your relationship, OP. :]

OneFrayDragons 11

Monday 3 February 2014 4:27

You never ask ur sister.....

noatak 6

Monday 3 February 2014 4:45

Sisters will be sisters.

Ma_Nikka 24

Monday 3 February 2014 4:47

If she's the only one who thinks that then don't take it too personally

blayzie420 7

Monday 3 February 2014 5:01

better watch out

Credibleskills 28

Monday 3 February 2014 5:06

hey, she must be jealous!

reinmon8823 11

Monday 3 February 2014 5:20

sister knows best?

Federgirl 19

Monday 3 February 2014 5:44

your sister is mean....

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