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Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40404) - you deserved it (5807)

On 02/01/2014 at 3:11am - love - by zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.

#2 - On 02/01/2014 at 1:40pm by rg350dx

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Simon Cowell strikes again.

#4 - On 02/01/2014 at 1:41pm by That_Ginger

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