Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
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rg350dx 29
The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.
MichellinMan 20
Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."
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hare 19
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Shouldn't he be the one writing you a song lol
nhbasskid13 23
Not necessarily. Some guys aren't musically inclined at all, and their girlfriends may love music..
RoachandAlyssa 7
yeah this is true. I won my girlfriend with the song of my people.......we went to a firing range.
sayhey22 19
Sexism much?
XBurytheCastleX 25
Why can't the girl do it? Do you have a problem with it. In my family, there are more musically inclined females than males.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Welcome to the 21st century, where women can actually do romantic stuff for their boyfriend.
JaneChemi_fml 21
nice job... you summoned the feminists
uhhSavage 22
Feminists inbound, over.
rg350dx 29
The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.
MichellinMan 20
Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."
CestLaVieMonAmi 6
Easy Access.
Helpfulman 17
Unlike common belief, the fly is actually the cloth piece covering the zipper
bellebe1998 16
Tell him to shut his trap.
ThatPlankton 15
Sounds like her boyfriend already told her to do the same.
bellebe1998 16
As soon as I commented this I realized that...
nutellacat 8
Or tell him to zip it for you;)
Shadowvoid 33
You had the opportunity to say the girlfriend should have told him to "Zip it" and you missed it! I wish i could have been here in time to say it in your place.
That_Ginger 18
Simon Cowell strikes again.
_kyleG_ 34
Maybe the song was just that bad
bitchimabunnyz33 13
How romantic!!
ilovemsminaj 13
That happened to a guy in my seventh grade class once. His fly was open during a presentation
dachayke 16
Shut up Nikki Minaj.
Rainhawk94 27
I read #6's comment in Nicki's voice and it was horrible
alphabetta 23
Oh crap I'm sorry #6, I accidentally upvoted your comment. Forgive me people? :(
ilovemsminaj 13
#32 get a new joke man
Traitoro 9
Get a new username.
ironmany_fml 23
Nikki Minaj has a voice? I thought she only croaked...
williemac98 8
Well that wasn't very nice of him, OP. Did he even thank you?
1tsmenoah 20
Ask him what he got you. Then he'll feel upset.
mata2 7
sorry to hear OP. but he's a lucky guy sounds sweet
XUDT72 24
Sounds like a present any guy would hate...
iAlissa 34
She probably put a ton of thought and effort into that song. You're shallow as hell.
Dthsapprntc 23
I would love a present like that. I think it is very sweet and thoughtful and shows how much OP cares. And I'm a guy. I think. ... let me go check.
smrpre 3
Riiight, because men only want power tools and bacon-covered-strippers as presents? All men. Everywhere.
Smoxxii 17
Aww, you sound so sensitive, #57. //Swoon.