By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
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Same thing different taste

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rg350dx 29

The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.

MichellinMan 20

Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."

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That doesn't mean he does not appreciate it.

Grauncho 27

His fly was open too. That's how good your song was.

He was thinking of something else for your anniversary ;)

hey, at least he didn't try to get in your fly while you were singing.

mrlopez 13

The other way around would be an excellent compliment to her song actually

Honestly, it would have bothered me too, but I don't think it would have been the first thing I said.. Just some misplaced OCD tendencies.

That was just the start of his song. I imagine it went "your fly is open. And something's pokin'. I'm just hopin' that you will le-e-et me in". no? Sorry OP

RedPillSucks 31

Sung to the tune of "This joint is jumping..."

Not everything has a price tag. There's a reason you don't pay people to love you.

you sure can! although its not legal in most states.