Love: Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt,... - FML

By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By Ally - 27/09/2015 01:47 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML

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By wabbyfish - 14/03/2014 03:36 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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By romance sucks. - 18/12/2013 21:20 - United States - Spencer

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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rg350dx 29

Saturday 1 February 2014 19:40

The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.

MichellinMan 20

Saturday 1 February 2014 19:45

Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."

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sempiternal80816 9

Saturday 1 February 2014 22:24

FYL because your bf's a douche but YDI for having your fly open.

molliciousj 19

Saturday 1 February 2014 23:47

Maybe he was just so hypnotized by your unzipped pants that he couldn't concentrate on the song.

MurphyGallagher 18

Saturday 1 February 2014 23:52

Some people just don't appreciate the things others do out of love.

Ben009 13

Sunday 2 February 2014 0:17

I'm sure it was an Amazing song and one day the right guy will give you 100% of his attention.

russfml 31

Sunday 2 February 2014 0:30

Guys aren't the best for reacting to things like that, he probably just didn't know what to say

miss_jules 11

Sunday 2 February 2014 0:31

I hope you gave him hell after that and didn't just leave it at that. He sounds like an ass! I would have been SO pissed off! He could have waited for a better moment to tell you!

marrymarz 13

Sunday 2 February 2014 0:49

it seems your boyfriend has the sence of humor.lol

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 2 February 2014 2:17

Well he had to say something so he could think of something better right after...

jdwmoore 5

Sunday 2 February 2014 5:12

50 other people say I hope ex boyfriend so I might as well too. stupid

tsenx 7

Sunday 2 February 2014 5:24

Just go with it. Fly open sounds like a good Segway into sex.

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