Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
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parism143 28
Assure him he has permission, then change the password.
Ayeasha 7
You should tell him his Netflix privileges ended when your relationship ended.
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Comments (93)
moonsalt 20
Well, it's Netflix. I mean, come on; it's like having heaven in your living room.
\ 28
Every movie you could possibly want at your fingertips... And only 10 years ago we barely had it
Ayeasha 7
How? Netflix barely has anything that's worth watching most of the time. And most of the seasons of TV shows they have are not up to date.
parism143 28
I don't enjoy Netflix for that particular reason. Just pop over to vodly.to and a wide variety of tv shows and movies are just a click away. Provided a good quality link is posted.
ohSNAPyall 26
11: Much like OP, you just dated yourself.
Polynomial 28
But, boss, you can watch The Walking Dead season 2 right as season 4 is coming out. If that's not up to date, my name isn't Hannah does the Hulu in Hawaii.
moonsalt 20
Lol it's so true. Netflix is lacking in a lot of categories. I personally use Noobroom. It's more up-to-date than Twitter!
biggestfan23 11
Netflix is really good with TV shows but the movie collection is pretty bad
JocelynKaulitz 28
Good or bad, I wouldn't want an ex entertaining someone else with my 7.99 a month.
jayceejaco 15
The tv shows are not up to date because it's basically there to get you into the series. A lot of shows I watch now are because I veg out one day a week and watch 2 seasons of a show get into it and watch the current episodes on TV or hulu
ChevyRedneck85 13
Glad to see he has his priorities in order
Vegeto30294 19
Make him pay you for every movie/TV series he wants to watch.
iAlissa 34
Or, you know, just tell him to **** off and be done with him.
iSativa 24
Netflix. Creating friendships from relationships and killing the movie rental industry. At least he's still in your life? FYL.
sunnyray812 42
If he wants to use you, cut him off.
joea21 21
He's a smart man
Ayeasha 7
You should tell him his Netflix privileges ended when your relationship ended.
parism143 28
Assure him he has permission, then change the password.
eddeeezzyy 19
Yeah, and then when he asks for the password, tell him that it's "**** off".
Chumsword 8
Tell him he can figure it out then give him a cryptic riddle that has nothing to do with it.. Or just tell him to spend his own ten bucks a month..
Gracemonique3 18
Wow. Don't think he thought that one through.. you deserve better OP
Yogihuman 5
If he's so cheap that he won't pay 8 bucks a month for netflix. He shouldn't be dating.
meepmerp 20
Yay netflix!
minna97 14
at least he knows his priorities
annie_nk 22
Netflix > girlfriend?
minna97 14
obviously