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Today, at the gym, I realized the guy who has been staring at me for the past 3 days is the same guy I promised to text back 5 months ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23087) - you deserved it (47207)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:18am - love - by awkwardencounters - United States (New Jersey)

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You obviously deserve it for not texting him back.

#2 - On 11/12/2013 at 12:53pm by McNikk

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Play it off. Pretend to recognize him and be like "why haven't you answered my text messages??"

And just act like he hasn't been receiving them.

#8 - On 11/12/2013 at 12:58pm by SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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