Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML
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Blink_me26 21
Well isn't he a dick.
naznafeathers 22
Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l
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Comments (73)
Blink_me26 21
Well isn't he a dick.
sniken 14
dick he is, but also quite creative in his own disgusting way.
soccerstar1996 18
Barney Stinson would have been proud enough to cry
MileyC 2
not necessarily a dick depending on how cute or hot he is. she should chase after him. he's probably playing hard to get.
soccerstar1996 18
That comment brought to you by the maker of "Wrecking Ball" #39
_parth 20
Barney would have hired him as a wingman.
\ 28
He just lost 2 potential dates.
naznafeathers 22
Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l
Redoxx_fml 22
You're beautiful
Damian95 16
Yeah that was a double douchebag move.
jw90 18
What's honesty anymore?
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
#35 honesty is telling the truth, now you know
cathyfang1533 12
What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more. I'm sorry, I had to do that.
strike2867 13
Well instead of telling his date she was boring, he made himself the ass and spared her feelings. Now as for the other girl, he was just honest.
monnanon 13
spared her feelings? he implied that the date was boring and not worth dealing with because he ditched her.
Kukua 5
How did he spare her feelings? He hit on another girl while he was on a date with her. She stormed off angry - no feelings spared there! And he was only honest to the op afterward; telling her that he didn't, in fact, find her beautiful. Thankfully, with his charm, it's only a matter of time before some girl kicks him in the balls. Hopefully it's hard enough that he never breeds.
GrantEvans 14
aww :(.. OP just take it as a compliment. he wouldnt have picked you unless it wouldve made his date jealous :)
naznafeathers 22
True enough, but the "I take that back" part takes away the compliment factor imo
GrantEvans 14
sure it does.. but im sure that there were other women there so OP had to be pretty. im not saying what that guy did was right on any terms but if it were me i would take it as a compliment
Kukua 5
You have low standards then. Try to have a bit more respect for yourself so you don't end up with a douche like him.
jdeezy01 13
I'm still having difficulty believing that there are people out there that are that big of a douche.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Don't stop believin'.
MirandaShaee 6
Well now you know to a avoid him
Redoxx_fml 22
Yeah...don't eat at restaurants ever. Smh
graceinsheepwear 33
12, I don't know why you are syh--no one said anything about a restaurant.
Redoxx_fml 22
He's a dick, kick him in the dick
anjila77 6
Jerk alert
Wolstenholme 11
Wow he couldn't have just told his date he wasn't interested instead of getting you involved an making an ass of himself?
naznafeathers 22
I wish I could thumb this up more than once.
bruins46 6
Nah, that would be too logical.
Redoxx_fml 22
No
sammyjanette 17
He sounds like a supreme douche bag anyways. It's probably better that he wasn't really interested in you. Now, you don't have to suffer through his terrible personality.