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Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49805) - you deserved it (3252)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:37am - love - by okaythen (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

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Well isn't he a dick.

#1 - On 10/04/2013 at 10:20am by Blink_me26

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Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l

#2 - On 10/04/2013 at 10:21am by naznafeathers

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