brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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Top comments
nikkipettyfer 24
Happy birthday!
devonnettnin 7
Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch
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Comments (133)
nikkipettyfer 24
Happy birthday!
klovemachine 24
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, At least you got your FML published, Happy Birthday to you
Melix 31
Ya queremos pastel! No? Okay.
confusedAsFuck 34
That was a cruel B-day.. break up day ? anyone?? no? I'll show my self out..
Welshite 39
No no, there isn't any need to show yourself out. I'll escort you. *opens door and slams it behind you*
lambda_fml 40
Sweat of her to send the card. Nobody bothers anymore!
mFUNdo21 17
roses are red violets are blue it's your birthday I'm breaking up with you
devonnettnin 7
Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch
Snazzy_Snaz 17
That's as bad as breaking up through tex! Probably worse!
slycooper_fml 11
Some people need to have the guts to break up with someone face to face. Otherwise, you are not mature enough to have a romantic relationship. I am so sick of people breaking up with their girl/boyfriends like this.
gc327072 30
25- break ups are always hard when the news is delivered by Big Tex.
Dark_Zekrom 21
#77, Don't blame it on Texas...
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Shit, text*
tina1996chen 7
It's okay you can probably find someone nicer than her anyways
addioty 19
Wow 103, Debby downer much?
Little4Bear 10
103, I do not see happiness in your future.
AshaAudacious 8
Happy Birthday! Sorry about your gf!
insainpyro 13
don't you mean EX gf
skyttlz 32
No. Because if OP said ex-girlfriend, it would come across as they've been broken up.
Alikia96 20
Wow. And I thought my teachers were cruel by giving homework on Fridays. Sorry bro
GTAmax99 12
At least he got an FML approved. That's a pretty good present.
alexwow1 13
Sick ass
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Whose ass is sick? Is your ass sick? You really shouldn't be commenting if your ass is sick, go to a damn hospital instead. We don't need your ass throwing up all over the comments.
michelleJ11 25
48, yes we do ...
greenmen 12
Sorry bro!That's mean u ass is more sick than his. Grow up
Dre27 20
Give her one that says "the condom broke" on hers
sugarpoppaige 6
Who says they were having sex??
Redoxx_fml 22
That would be a birthday card with a sequel.
martin8337 35
Bad idea, if she should come up pregnant she would try to pin her baby on OP .
AngelSpit 18
Girls may come and girls may go, but herpes is forever.
ThatFancyPenn 18
Today's my brothers birthday an he has a girlfriend.. Hmmm..
DarkSaul 20
This is not about your brother and his girlfriend. It's about OP losing his girlfriend on his birthday.
blueeyedann 6
Is your brother sobbing clutching a card?
Chellec2013 28
9 I feel like your picture is perfect for the dumb comment
Little4Bear 10
#9, what a stupid pointless comment. Ask us if we care!
slooby_fml 25
Did she at least include money?
DocBastard 38
Your birthday gift is your freedom from a callous twat who obviously doesn't respect you enough to tell you to your face. Happy birthday.