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By Smitty Werbenjeagermanjensen - / Thursday 27 October 2016 03:19 / United States
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It's interesting that you describe it being a long conversation. How long did you participate in slagging yourself off? Girl: "So I heard that he's a total dickhead." OP: "Oh, he's a complete knob. A total bellend. Just an utter fucking yankee doodle ding-dong."

"Oh, you must've misheard them. It's like the telephone game; it probably started as 'that guy /has/ a huge dick' and then the H gradually went away with each telling."

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By  roaf

You have to tell her about that somewhat soon, you can't lie about something like that sadly. Good luck OP

"Oh, you must've misheard them. It's like the telephone game; it probably started as 'that guy /has/ a huge dick' and then the H gradually went away with each telling."

It's interesting that you describe it being a long conversation. How long did you participate in slagging yourself off? Girl: "So I heard that he's a total dickhead." OP: "Oh, he's a complete knob. A total bellend. Just an utter fucking yankee doodle ding-dong."

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I read this and I couldn't tell, British or Australian. Found myself way to proud when I checked and you were Ausie. Keep on keeping on mate!

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You're not going to pitch a tent with her and light that firewood if you keep maintaining that bad disposition (unless, the employees are exaggerating because you make them do their jobs).

Posts like this make me wish there was a 'need more details' button. Maybe the OP is a complete dickhead and doesn't deserve a second of his crush's time. Or maybe someone's just mad because they got in trouble.

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