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By Smitty Werbenjeagermanjensen - / Thursday 27 October 2016 03:19 / United States - Amarillo
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By  Baustigt  |  40

It's interesting that you describe it being a long conversation. How long did you participate in slagging yourself off? Girl: "So I heard that he's a total dickhead." OP: "Oh, he's a complete knob. A total bellend. Just an utter fucking yankee doodle ding-dong."

By  Tripartita  |  42

"Oh, you must've misheard them. It's like the telephone game; it probably started as 'that guy /has/ a huge dick' and then the H gradually went away with each telling."

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By  Tripartita  |  42

"Oh, you must've misheard them. It's like the telephone game; it probably started as 'that guy /has/ a huge dick' and then the H gradually went away with each telling."

By  Baustigt  |  40

It's interesting that you describe it being a long conversation. How long did you participate in slagging yourself off? Girl: "So I heard that he's a total dickhead." OP: "Oh, he's a complete knob. A total bellend. Just an utter fucking yankee doodle ding-dong."

By  RichardPencil  |  20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  StormfrontX33_fml  |  24

You're not going to pitch a tent with her and light that firewood if you keep maintaining that bad disposition (unless, the employees are exaggerating because you make them do their jobs).

By  coolmike699  |  23

Posts like this make me wish there was a 'need more details' button. Maybe the OP is a complete dickhead and doesn't deserve a second of his crush's time. Or maybe someone's just mad because they got in trouble.

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