Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47630) - you deserved it (4773)
On 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm - love - by single again - United States (California)
whatjusthappened's life also sucksToday, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps…
scheisse also deserved itToday, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I…
please go get yourself tested
#5 - On 09/06/2013 at 3:21am by Mega07
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+216 | 6
You mean ex girlfriend right?
#4 - On 09/06/2013 at 3:19am by FMLkoala
+169 | 26
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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