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Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48806) - you deserved it (2574)

On 08/28/2013 at 10:21pm - love - by marryinghimanyway (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Just ignore it and enjoy your relationship :)

#1 - On 08/29/2013 at 5:28am by vcapelo

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Have your wedding when you want to, OP. tell her if she doesn't like it, she doesn't have to come.

#2 - On 08/29/2013 at 5:31am by meliadams

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