Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
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Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
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Top comments
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's horrible OP, I'm sorry! Talk to them and make them apologize, that's just downright disrespectful.
noir_heart 8
Wow... I'm literally speechless. Try and get them to apologize because that's totally unacceptable.
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Comments (75)
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's horrible OP, I'm sorry! Talk to them and make them apologize, that's just downright disrespectful.
snowby2 15
I hope she isn't too offended by it OP :/
subiedude08 17
I'm half Japanese and I find that insulting
abu4u 26
Smh... Some people just can't handle their liqueur.
Verst 16
That's completely unacceptable. I hope she doesn't think worse of you, because of your disrespectful family. Your family owes an apology, to you and your girlfriend.
slooby_fml 25
Hopefully your family being nice isn't an important requirement for her to stay with you. They suck for doing that, but in the end it's what she thinks of you that counts, not them. Screw them
Bano360 25
#33 you're insulted by something that wasn't aimed at you?
jw90 18
He finds it insulting to the Japanese as a whole.
SwaggCapone 11
Your dad has watched Gran Torino a few times I see
noir_heart 8
Wow... I'm literally speechless. Try and get them to apologize because that's totally unacceptable.
Arrow44 10
That's sumting tewible!
zahra_786 19
F her life. I hope they sobered up and apologised.
Peeves_fml 17
Drunk words are sober thoughts...which means you should sit down with them and explain how completely inappropriate that was.
TheCowCollector 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Nothing true about that statement
MidnaLink 33
CowCollector are you stupid! That WAS completely inappropriate, drunk or not.
girlbye23 15
Actually its a proven fact that alcohol triggers the part of the brain associated with truthfulness.
DreamStatic 8
You can just get a new daddy, or so twkyk tells me.
haw008 14
Did I miss something?
MikeonFML 17
I think it's a reference to the show "the whitest kids you know," though I have never seen it and therefore can't offer any more insight.
ShittyBikes 6
It's a wkuk reference
Conn3ct 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So racist. Yet, still a little funny.
slycooper_fml 11
I don't mind racist jokes. My friends and I say jokes about each other all the time. However, in that situation, it was extremely inappropriate. I hope your family did apologize, OP.
noir_heart 8
How is that funny? I'm sure you wouldn't find it the least bit funny if you experienced the same situation.
LittlestPrincess 21
it's kinda different when this happens with friends or when it happens with people you don't really know
swordidfate 13
16- people have very different senses of humor, some people are okay with these kinds of jokes
Ameel_fml 19
#30: I don't know...nothing in the FML implies it was a funny situation or that the family was joking. They just sound like racist assholes tbh. :(
sammyjanette 17
Noir, I totally agree. You can tell who lives in a bubble where racism doesn't exist. It's sick.
ElricMustang 23
You don't know how she felt about the jokes anyway.
sammyjanette 17
I hope you also know that it makes you and your friends low class low brow individuals.
jessBeAqueen 13
a little funny ? I thought it was very funny. rice ball ??? COME ON !!! I'm salvi and if someone called me a pupusa, I wouldn't take it so personally. especially if their drunk. I probably wouldn't laugh in the moment but its one of those "someday you'll look back" moments.
Fappy69 11
F her life. I hope you stood up for her OP.
Boardacon 5
It's sad that even in these times we're still not past stuff like this.
SarMarJo 17
#39 This is FML, not the history channel. Lol
ApollosMyth 22
And let's be fair here, the History channel isn't always that accurate either.
DLBL 22
MOST people are. These jerks are the tiny minority.
MoronsAccount1 12
That's horrible, OP. This is why I removed myself from my family. That might not be an option for you, nor is it one that most people desire, but it sure as hell saves a lot of problems, I can tell you that much.
Rainbowjumper0 12
What a nice welcome to the family... I hope your family owns up and apologizes because that's just ******* rude