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Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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That's horrible OP, I'm sorry! Talk to them and make them apologize, that's just downright disrespectful.

#1 - On 08/29/2013 at 2:20am by AnthonyWheeler15

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Wow... I'm literally speechless. Try and get them to apologize because that's totally unacceptable.

#2 - On 08/29/2013 at 2:21am by noir_heart

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