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Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54082) - you deserved it (3568)

On 08/01/2013 at 12:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

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Instagram him a break up pic :) a sign with you giving the finger
Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram

#2 - On 08/01/2013 at 7:43pm by angiemarie96

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Don't worry at least now you know he's a duche! You can do better!:)

#1 - On 08/01/2013 at 7:43pm by sumbum95

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