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Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't mean to be rude, but... your face? It's the reason booze was invented." FML

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On 07/19/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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That's when you kick him in the balls and tell him that's how men lose the ability to have children.

#1 - On 07/19/2013 at 11:24pm by AbstraktThoughts

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That's where you say, "your face is the reason plastic surgery was invented."

#3 - On 07/19/2013 at 11:26pm by brainymes

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