By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 20:57 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't mean to be rude, but... your face? It's the reason booze was invented." FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

That's when you kick him in the balls and tell him that's how men lose the ability to have children.

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brainymes 30

That's where you say, "your face is the reason plastic surgery was invented."

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EvanEvanEvan 3

and your face ? thats the reason handgun was invented . when i see ur face i wanna kill myself to death.

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fluffycatsdad 33

As opposed to killing yourself half to death?

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TheBrochure 22

#31 - As opposed to killing yourself to life.

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screenager5 35

I just hope the date ended at 10 minutes. What a dick.

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Livestrong14 7

Rude my ass. Walk out your to good for him.

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nbrowser 24

What an idjit...seriously no class and I'm sure he didn't get any ass after that comment.

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graceinsheepwear 33

You're sure he didn't get any ass after that comment? There's a strong chance that wouldn't have come up since it was a first blind date.

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brave_josh 9

-No offense but *insert hurtful comment* -Ah, it's fine. You said "no offense"

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purebliss_fml 19

Tell him you're sorry but there's nothing anyone can do about his lack of brains

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maddiesun99 4

You should have replied: "well yeah, cos ugly f**kers like you need that liquid courage to talk to someone who looks this good!"

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the_real_dvd 21

Tell him his personality is the reason abortion was invented

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CouldBeMe 7

Time to take karate lessons

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CrissyyyS2 22

And the award for douchebag of the day goes toooooo~

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